I have diligently refrained from clicking on any news at all about them. I don't want to encourage their exploits, or make that, exploitations.
And you can see that my disinterest has worked exceedingly well. I have no doubt they are quite aware of MY absence of clicks. I am expecting a call any moment.
I am certain each morning, they wake up and see if I have joined their ten million followers on twitter. They apply their makeup, put on their wigs, squeeze into their Spanks and sit around the breakfast table having the following conversation:
Kim: (wife to current husband, Kanye, daughter to Kris 1, sister to Kourtney and Klohe, half sister to Kendell and Kylie, ex-wife to Kris 2 and ex sister-in-law to Kaela):
Oh my god! Do you think SHE'S clicked on us yet? Kourtney:(sister to Kim) I'll check my iPhone and see.
Kris 1: No, girls, let me call our agent and ask him.
Kendell: I'll do it! I'll check my iPhone and my iPad!
Kris 1: No, sweetheart, you can't read.
Kendell: But MOM, I can turn on the TV and listen.
Kris 1: Yes, you are very, very good at not only watching TV but appearing on TV. Just don't read on TV. It does not promote the Kardashian intellect. Of which we have plenty, remember Kim's marriage to Kris 2?
Well, I remember it!
How could one not? I breathlessly awaited the nuptials.
(I wasn't sure which one was getting married, the one with the long, dark hair and all the makeup or the one with the long dark hair and all the makeup.) Even though the actual wedding was August 20, 2011, I had to wait until October 9th and 10th to see this extravaganza, billed as Kim's Fairytale Wedding: A Kardashian Event! A two night special! And lord knows, I didn't want to miss a Kardashian event.
There are so few of them. And good thing I saw it when I did, because about three weeks later the happy, glowing couple I had seen on TV filed for divorce. OMG. Too bad, so sad. Poor Kimmie. My heart bled for the girl. I just hope the publicity she got from it, not to mention the $18 million helped her cope with her loss.
But leave it to KK. She got right back up in that saddle. Way to go, girl! You spend show 'em! I believe it was sometime in early 2012 she was happily, joyously installed with Kanye! (You remember Kanye. Taylor Swift. Video Music Awards. Remember now?) Kimmie had finally met her match soulmate.
